Show nature who’s boss with a Mic Drop Moment that will impress everyone, including the raccoon waiting to steal your marshmallows.
Look, we get it. You’ve tried rolled up newspapers (lame) the “eco-friendly” sawdust bricks (yawn), the sketchy cubes or gels that smells like a robots armpit (yuck) and let’s not forget Uncle Gus who accidentally lit your neighbor’s lawn chair on fire with them still in it, when he decided to use all 5 gallons of gas to start your last campfire. Oops! Disappointments one and all. But, it doesn’t have to be like that anymore. You could be cooler that the guy at the end of the action movie walking away from a huge explosion behind him without looking back. You want, no need that Mic Drop Moment in your life. Don’t lie I know you want it.
Get your Uncle Smokey’s Fatwood Fire Starters and get YOUR Mic Drop Moment— “OK Uncle Smokey, WTF is that?” you might ask. Well pull up a tree stump and let me explain. Your Mic Drop Moment is when you light an Uncle Smokey’s fire starter with a single match then casually walk away without looking back. Knowing within minutes your campfire will be crackling and popping while you sat there drinking your favorite ice cold beverage. Basking in the glory, admiration, amazement and jealousy of all those around you. THAT! is YOUR Mic Drop Moment. In the eyes of all those around you. You are now a Campfire Master.
Uncle Smokey’s is here to save your dignity (and your eyebrows).
We’re basically your fire-starting cheat code:
Fatwood: Mother Nature’s Napalm – Literally used in prehistoric times to light fires. (Lighting fires for more than 7,000 years and counting) OK, I know what your thinking, “C’mon Uncle Smokey, you expect me to believe that? you’re lying, that can’t be true.“ Well I’d tell you to look it up in the history books but since it was used in pre-history you wouldn’t find anything, so it must be TRUE!
Beeswax: The MVP – Burns longer than a California wildfire (without the conspiracy theories). Safe for kids, pets, and that one cousin who still eats Play-Doh.
Together they burn hotter and longer than your desire for your second cousin (not judging). Now the only drama you have to deal with is having to listen to the vegan tell you why meat is bad for you while you cook your 3lb porterhouse steak over the campfire.
Sasquatch Tested, Sasquatch Approved! Sustainably sourced.
Even that little A**hole raccoon who store your marshmallows likes Uncle Smokey’s Fire Starters. What are you waiting for? GO BUY SOME!
TL;DR Uncle Smokey’s Fire starter GOOD, BUY NOW!